Introduction

Hello Visitor,

This is Bifford Malibu writing to you from the comfort of a room full of cheese. I’m a pretty big fan of cheese, but that isn’t the reason I’m writing at this moment. No, while cheese is an important subject that most Americans are in dire need of knowing more about, I am writing to you about ListHere.com.

What is List Here? It’s a freakin’ awesome site that allows you, John C. Consumer, or Mary “Flo” Consumer, to post any type of crazy stuff that you want.

Maybe you’re selling a boot. Maybe you’re selling an entire pair (you go, high roller!), or perhaps you’re a serious member of society looking for great deals on local chairs, planes, trains, automobiles, or anything else you could possibly sell (Note: The sale of organs is currently prohibited on List Here, though I’m working on it!).

The great part about List Here? It’s FREE! Yes, that is a beautiful word, isn’t it? And I’m not talking free like when a guy at the bar tells you he’ll give you a free kiss and all you can think about is sheen of sweat you see on his face or his distended belly. I’m talking free as in “Hey, that’s an awesome value!”. Not since I was offered Free Tibet as a young man has anything this momentous been offered for the low price of Free Dollars and fifty-free cents.

So mosey on over to ListHere.com to post a free classified ad or to browse our listings. Everything is local, so you won’t have to deal with crazy ass shipping rates or any of that jazz.

Also, remember to book mark this page, as I am probably the coolest person you will ever have the opportunity to virtually meet. More on that and my favorite posts are to come, but for now you must wait, my sweets!

:Bifford out.